[Disclaimer: The Dear Adam/Eve posts are meant to be a humorous feature that attempts to poke fun at some of the stereotypes and issues that arise in the dating world. If sarcasm isn't your thing, you might want to stop reading now...]
Dear Adam and Eve,
It’s readily apparent that you are fond of each other. Your new found relationship has put stars in your eyes and a little extra giddy-up in your step. Allow me to be first to congratulate you. I want to make it clear that I’m extremely happy for the both of you.
Formalities aside, let’s discuss your incessant desires to display your affection physically for public viewing. The fact of the matter is I’m old enough by now that I should have seen this coming a mile away. Exchanging Facebook status updates containing the phrase “Spending the day with my baby!” yet neither of you is the parent of an infant child is usually a clear indicator that you’re completely unaware of how intolerable you are together. [Read more...]